God? Are you out there? It’s Matt.

Now God, I know we have had our differences in the past, but I would like to take this opportunity to apologize from the heart and ask for a favor.

Please God, let Barack Obama win this election. Please. Pretty please with sugar on top. I don’t know if I can take another 4 years of war, deficit spending and far right-wing partisonship.

I am completely serious and if I ever have a kid I will raise him or her to think you are quite spiffy and worthy of praise.